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Personals - July 2006

Fabio – The Male Blow-Up Doll

July 31st 2006 00:18
A male blow-up doll for your car… how kinky can modern women get? Ok, so after getting past the shock headline I discovered that Fabz is not stashed in the glovebox for sexual gratification during a mediocre trip down the freeway. This from Reuters,

LONDON (Reuters) - He fits in a car's glove box, appears at a flick of a switch and when a woman has finished using him, she can just pull the plug and he deflates.
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STD Dating

July 28th 2006 00:15
STD dating is designed to give people living with HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases a chance to meet other singles with whom they can be open about their status so they can get on with the business of living and the pleasure of finding someone to love. Given the obvious benefits of anonymity afforded by online personals, it an excellent way to bring discreetly all sorts of individuals living in the community together in one safe environment. Most sites also offer news and medical information on the latest advancements in treatments, as well as advice on coping with issues of daily life.


These are a few STD specific online dating sites


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Fitness Dating

July 27th 2006 00:53
I’ve come across dating by dining preference, spiritual persuasion and even match making by pets and their owners. Now I’ve stumbled across a plethora of online dating and matching making sites for fitness fanatics. These websites are designed for people are clearly spending more time on the fitness machines than on the singles circuit.

Personal fitness is one of those funny things where there really isn’t too much middle ground. You’re either really into it and dedicate a fair slice of your spare time to keeping your loins in sleek condition or you just really couldn’t be bothered and have better things to be doing with you’re precious time. I’m not sure if it’s the athletic endorphins that keep the gm junkies slaves to the full length mirrors and stale sweat houses, but once someone crosses into the realm of personal fitness it quickly turns into a way of life


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Why You Should Date a Computer Nerd

July 26th 2006 00:42
Time for the geeky boys to get a serve. This is their top ten reasons to date a computer nerd and go a long way to explaining why they're superior lovers….
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Top Reason Why Female Engineers are Hot

July 25th 2006 00:08
Apparently geek chicks are chic. First we had the Matildas Australian women’s soccer bearing all to get them through the 2000 Olympics campaign. Now geek chicks are uniting in a sexy calendar aimed at promoting female geeks and encouraging more young women into geekier careers. So whilst Microsoft heads to the local strip palour to recruit their new generation of up and comers, here are some reasons why geeky mechanical engineering chicks are hot.

1. They’re totally into free body diagrams.
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Top Reason Why Female Engineers are Hot

July 25th 2006 00:08
Apparently geek chicks are chic. First we had the Matildas Australian women’s soccer bearing all to get them through the 2000 Olympics campaign. Now geek chicks are uniting in a sexy calendar aimed at promoting female geeks and encouraging more young women into geekier careers. So whilst Microsoft heads to the local strip palour to recruit their new generation of up and comers, here are some reasons why geeky mechanical engineering chicks are hot.

1. They’re totally into free body diagrams.
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Indie Love Movies

July 24th 2006 00:00
Considering the regional climate at the moment, The Syrian Bride is a pretty appropriate movie which highlights the tensions that exist between Israeli and Syrian communities.


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Mushy Videos

July 21st 2006 01:17
Why is it that people fall in love and then feel the need to broadcast their special little union all over the internet? I'm pretty impressed the with the effort that some couples have gone to to produce these little projects. Some are quite cool and it is a nice surprise for your partner to celebrate that special bond you've developed. These are a selection of some that I found recently on YouTube.


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Are There People You Will Never Totally Get Over? - Part Three

July 20th 2006 00:13
Its the grand finale...

So the question is, would I want my past flame, Tom completely out of my life and would it make finding a new compatible partner any easier for me in the long term. If this is true, then clearly I should be totally disassociating myself from Robert too. Even knowing for the duration of my short term fling that there were no long term prospects, I still went through that post relationship grieving period when the fling with Tom came to a swift end. I could rationalize that what I wanted was never going to happen and yet I couldn’t control the feelings. It was like some bizarre internal battle between my rational brain and irrational feelings. Those battles have resumed since this recent new contact from Tom. The irrational side is totally keen to resume where we left off. That being said, the rational brain is still saying that any such thoughts are absurd and asking for more pain and torture in the long run. When the fuck am I going to stop making excuses and accept that Tom and I have no long term future?
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Are There People You Will Never Totally Get Over? - Part Two

July 19th 2006 00:10
As much as I hate to admit it, the other problem was that I immediately got that excited shot of adrenaline when I saw Tom’s name. Years on and I was still attracted by the mere thought of him. I was absolutely pissed off with myself. Promptly I closed the email and refused to let myself reply until I got home from work, fixed myself a strong alcoholic beverage and had the composure to construct a nonchalant reply. Had I hit the reply button and got typing straight away, I knew whatever was going to flow into that email was going to sound like some lovesick puppy’s verbal diarrhea. Of course, any productive work was also tossed out the window that entire day. My thoughts were milling over this stupid email for hours. What kind of sick joke was this? And why did I still have feelings for someone that I had totally accepted was never going to figure to any great extent in my long term personal life. Above all, when did I start getting into emotional masochism?

This whole saga has got me thinking about whether there are certain people that for one reason or another you’ll always have an attraction for. I can honestly say that there are two people that I have meet in my life that I have been 100% attracted to and could quite happily see myself in a comfortable, long term relationship with them - at least from my perspective. One happens to be is this chap in question. Which I guess is why it takes every ounce of self control to stop myself becoming a gushing idiot whenever he decides to come romping through my hood. I can’t put my finger on why I’ve been so strongly attracted to these two guys. They’re both average in terms of physical looks. Not bad, but certainly not Brad Pitts either. Both have had flaws in their personalities yet for whatever reason, I can’t seem to hold these flaws against them.
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Are There People You Will Never Totally Get Over? - Part One

July 18th 2006 00:07
A couple days ago I got a random email from an old ex-fuck buddy, Tom and it’s been playing on my mind ever since I opened the damn thing. The background to this new conundrum goes as follows.

Three years ago I got a short internship at a company which was a necessary component of my university degree. I kind of clicked with one of my co-workers and after discovering we shared some similar interests we decided to hit the town together on a Friday night after work. Well combine a few drinks with the fact that I was quite attracted to him and soon enough a nightcap back at his place turned into something more. If the story sounds familiar, this was the office fling I described in an earlier post.
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More from my favourite man of the moment Dick Masterson

July 17th 2006 00:41
Dick on feminine work ethic,

“Women only have one skill. The ability to have children. And it’s not so much a skill as much as it is a defense mechanism againt doing work.”
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Yo Momma Jokes and Insults

July 14th 2006 00:40
Ok, so this is not technically speaking a personals post… but I figure I can go astray every once in awhile and following the recent flurry of media surrounding Zinedine Zidane’s reaction to an insult involving his momma, I’ve been introduced to a whole new category of jokes… “Yo Momma” jokes. I’ve heard a whole host of them, unfortunately the best are also the most politically incorrect so I’ll refrain from posting them. However, if you’re in the mood for some cranium induced chest injuries try these on the nearest Frenchman.

1. Yo Momma’s so dumb she tried to wake a sleeping bag.
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Peeing With the Door Wide Open

July 13th 2006 00:26
Ok, I’m just going to take the opportunity to vent a rather odd experience. Its my blog, I figure I can get selfish with it occasionally and bitch about my self-centred events. Anyhow, I met this guy on Saturday night at a local dance club. We had a great time, there were no fireworks, but had a great time together on the D-floor and spent most of the night together chatting about random crap. We decided to remain in contact and low and behold the next day he called and was asking to hook up later that evening to catch a movie.

Cool, I agreed. It’s not like I had anything better to be doing on a Sunday afternoon. So he arranges to swing by my apartment to pick me up as I still don’t know how to navigate my way around the greater suburbs of my new home in America. Half an hour later we did the meet and great in the lobby and seconds later he had my hand and was dragging me to the lifts leading back up to my apartment.
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Wedding Proposals - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

July 12th 2006 00:34
When people go to the effort of planning a really sweet wedding proposal, its hard to not gush and get a small dose of the warma nd fuzzies. It would be awesome if it was mandatory for anyone who wanted to propose was forced to do some elaborate surprise stunt. This is the good, the bad and the ugly of elaborate wedding proposals.

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Wedding Proposals - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

July 12th 2006 00:34
When people go to the effort of planning a really sweet wedding proposal, its hard to not gush and get a small dose of the warma nd fuzzies. It would be awesome if it was mandatory for anyone who wanted to propose was forced to do some elaborate surprise stunt. This is the good, the bad and the ugly of elaborate wedding proposals.

The good...
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Signs That Say He Likes You

July 11th 2006 00:27
So I’ve listed some of the things girls do when they’re interested in a strapping young lad, now how about some advice for the girls. How can a girl tell if that guy she’s talking to is digger her or totally bored. These are some indications that guys give to help you decide if it is hit or miss. Again, they are generalizations, not all guys are going to agree or behave in these ways. But as generalizations go, these behavourial traits can be a handy indication.

1) He winks, smiles or makes eye contact with you.
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Brazilians - Not the South American Variety

July 10th 2006 00:09


This is a hilarious look at the lengths to which some women and one man will go to for a shot at pre-pubecence.
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Signs That Says She Likes You

July 7th 2006 00:57
These are some indications that the girl you are with is digging you. They are just simple and plain, conscious and unconscious behavioural traits that many women do when they are interested in a guy.

1) She look directly at you in the eye
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Online Dating Ettiquette

July 6th 2006 00:55
What to do if you find that you are not into an online dating interest after you’ve finally meet up.

It’s one of the trials and tribulations of online dating. Just because someone sounds funny and charming online doesn’t necessarily mean that you will click with them in person. The big question is how to handle the situation after you’ve meet your online love interest only to find that the online attraction hasn’t transpire offline. The easy way out is to simply cut contact with your date. There are no obligations with online dating and you’re not going to get kicked out of an online dating community for not responding to a date. However, it is a pretty rude way of going about things. Particularly if your date thinks that things went really well and has asked you for a second date. It is really not that big a deal to extend some sort of courtesy to someone who took the time to meet you.
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Quotes from Cheaters

July 5th 2006 00:32
These are the top ten funniest and unbelievable quotes that people have reported their cheating partners have used as either an excuse for their cheating ways or used for flat out denial. Funny and disturbing all rolled into one. It's sad the someone can use some of these rather pathetic excuses to end a long term relationship with someone who probably loved them. Relationships can be heartbreaking. I feel sorry for anyone whose gone through a divorce as a result of a "bad haircut."

1. "With every one of them, I fantasized it was you"
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Some Tips, Tricks and Etiquette For Online Dating – Rule 1

July 4th 2006 00:55
If someone sends you a message and you’re not interested in their profile, what should you do?

Checking your emails, you’ve just got word you’ve got a message from a fellow online dater. You log on to your dating site to checkout who’s picked you out of the bunch. Upon opening your private message or looking into their profile, it becomes apparent that this is not the type of person you want to be dating. Disappointing as it may be, now you have an unwanted message and admirer to deal with. So what do you do? Dare I say the modern trend is to simply ignore the message and in the cosy, anonymous world of cyberspace it is a very easy course of action to take.
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Reading Signals

July 3rd 2006 00:49
One of the hardest things to figure out when you’ve just meet someone new is determining if they’re digging you as much as you are digging them. Dating could be some much easier if we all had an electronic display on our forehead flashing exactly what we were thinking about the person chatting to us. Unfortunately, dating and communicating with others in general is all wrapped up in these frustratingly difficult to decipher “signals.” When you’ve had a chance to get to know someone’s personality a little better reading these signals can be much easier. You’ll get to know how someone behaves when they are in certain moods or scenarios and can adjust your behaviour accordingly. When you’ve just met someone, reading the signals can be near impossible.

What makes reading the signals of a new dating interest so difficult is two fold. For starters there is the gender difference. Men and women think and behave differently and consequently interpret behaviours differently. What a man might think is flirting, a female may think is sleazy. And when some are feeling insecure, others will interpret as aloof, disinterest. So some might say that homosexual relationships have it easy. Men know how men think, women understand women. Well, perhaps to a certain degree but in reality, everyone thinks and interprets behaviours differently. Perhaps there can be certain generalizations made between the sexes but really you’re going to get a mixed bag of personalities within the homo and heterosexual communities of females and males.
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