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The BBC is reporting interesting research news, saying that a new quantum mechanical model suggests that you can't go back in time and stop yourself from being born.

That is, whatever you do in the past, has to be consistent with the future. It's a premise that was suggested in the terrific Sci-Fi novel "Timescape", that the past and the present had to be free of paradox



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After all these postings of men looking for casual sex and writing poorly, we finally have an example of a woman looking for casual sex. Her ad writing skills are vastly superior to some of the trogoldytes that usual post on Gumtree, and she's bored enough to post an ad.

"Guys! I'm a single chicka in my mid twenties, short - 5ft, size 10-12, D Cup. Looking for a guy to spend some time with every second weekend or so


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Sexy teacher sitting on the desk
By 'do it', I don't mean having sex. No, this sneaky fella is looking for a woman to teach him to give oral sex properly, and he's reaching out to the lesbian community to do it.

He knows he's posting in the wrong arena, but he bull-headedly carries on


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When Oafs try to impress women

June 3rd 2008 06:09
Asylum has an interesting article on the clumsiest attempts of men to impress the women they desire, harvested from fascinating reader stories.

It's hard to believe, sometimes, what men think will attract them to women. For example, the first reader describes a terrible attempt at seduction when a mildewy-smelling dude whispered in her ear 'It's because my balls sometimes get stuck to the side of my leg' as an explanation to why his leg was shaking


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