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"Being a nice guy has got me nowhere"

July 8th 2008 09:28
This guy is tired of beating around the bush!

"I've posted here before and tried to be witty, charming and interesting. With no success...nothing. So this time i'll be blunt, i want to some hot nsa fun."

The key here is, obviously, that he "tried" and, we must assume, have failed. No success, right? Little boy, you'll have to face it - you're probably not witty, charming or interesting. Otherwise, you'd probably be knee deep in 'hot nsa fun'.


"I dont want to sound like a jerk but being a nice guy has got me nowhere here....now i just need a fun filled playmate."

You don't want to sound like a jerk but you obviously are. And you're faking being a 'nice guy' in order to get some action.

There are dozens of ads like this on dating sites. I always wonder if they could provide a reference list of examples when they've been nice, interesting or witty. You get so many ads that sound like this one:

"Iam a down to earth guy interested in sex ASAP.No strings attached and very discreet. if interested respond to this messege with phone number.ONLY Ladies please"


or this classy one:

"hey ladies wots up?anyone interested in a shag 2morr nite"


That's the way these guys roll. Are there actually women that want to respond to this? I'm throwing out a proposal: email these guys, mess around with them, use a fake email address, then let them waste a lot of time. If they're trying to sex you ASAP, then they're not subjecting some other sure-to-be-disappointed woman.


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Comment by Sara Dobson

July 8th 2008 10:31
Ah Cib you crack me up with these gems,
I can't believe men think this kind of thing is attractive.

Comment by Damo

July 8th 2008 11:40
A quality top bloke like that should able to find a bird.

They only come out on the Net.

Comment by Mountain Fog

July 8th 2008 14:13
I like the following approach;

white, early 50's, fat, lazy, unemployed, unemployable and poverty stricken; one of life's little losers, looking for physical, mental and spiritual gratification from someone fit and drop dead gorgeous, who also has charm, wit and sensitivity.

so how waddyathink aboot thaat???

cheers

fog

Comment by Anonymous

July 9th 2008 00:56
Guys who expect sex for being nice aren't really nice guys at all, and aren't going to get any. It's the guys who are nice just for the point of being nice that are going to catch more smiles.

Comment by Joanne Fedler

July 9th 2008 07:35
I dunno Cib, there's something refreshingly candid about this approach. Give me that over shmarmy bullshitters any day. These approaches personally wouldn't work on me, but I hear the desperation - we all want a little loving and at least these guys are saying what it is they want. I mean, we spend a lot of time teaching kids 'Use your words.' And these guys are, well, they're using their words... aren't they?

Jo

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