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Do men really like boobies?

September 14th 2006 00:24

Ok, so I’m in a bit of shock today. Contrary to all my adolescent to young adult beliefs, it appears that men are not as into boobs as I once thought. I think I just heard a hurrah erupt from my A cup! Of course, this isn’t a broad male consensus. The entirety of my research is actually limited to musings of two male friends who possibly told me this to make me feel better about my lack of boob-age. Much like when I told a guy with a stub for a penis that chicks really didn’t care about size. One from the little white lies basket. Nevertheless, there is the plausible possibility that there are at least two men on this earth who do not dig colossus jubblies.

I pressed Gerard and Andre for further insight. Talking to each I was surprised by how similar the responses were. Both figured that they’re a bit of fun for the first few minutes but before long they just sort of get in the way, flop about and when gravity takes its course they make for an unattractive syncopated bouncing display.

It all depends on the physique and the woman. Both Gerard and Andre preferred the sleek sporty types. A small perky chest was more than enough. Provided that they were boobs and not pecs, something small was quite satisfactory. For these two guys an athletic build was far more important.

Of course, Pamela Anderson is testament to the fact that there are a far few men out there that like more than a handful. However, this is the source of a great deal of personal confusion. I’ve meet a few guys that have dated or slept with women who had implants. The majority weren’t all that crazy about the rubbery delights. Some complained that they didn’t feel all that good and others just didn’t really care. I can only guess they weren’t the focus of the show.

So why is it that so many mens mags swoon over these big breasted models and celebrities when there is at least a portion of the market that isn’t all that fussed? I wonder what the reaction would be to Playboy or Ralph running an A-cup svelte centerfold? Is there a difference between what men like to see as eye candy and what they’d like as a long term partner or bedfellow?

Meanwhile, I’m rather glad that my lifelong dreams for big boobs has been shattered. Everyone woman in my family is chesticularly endowed. As the black sheep I have forever been given words of wisdom and ridicule. “Eat more spaghetti/meatballs/pastrami, it will make your boobs grow.” (why is it that wogs seem to think food will cure all life’s ailments? - "you have a sore foot? Manja Manja!") Nevermind, mosquito bites are back.

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Comment by jon

September 14th 2006 00:43

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I'll put my hand up and say that I'm actually quite fond of smaller boobies.. medium boobies.. and large ones.. they are all equally mesmerising. I agree that the whole super-large-breasts are best thing has got way out of control..

Comment by TonyK

September 14th 2006 00:58

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I agree, more than a handful is a waste. Besides I would never date or not date a girl based on the size of her breasts. Personally speaking I would care more about the girl I am with than those sort of issues, its whats on the inside that makes a relationship go the distance, the rest is just a bonus

Comment by Cibbuano

September 14th 2006 01:11

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I just like boobs in general - as long as they're well-shaped, I'm totally indifferent to the size.

I mentioned on my personal blog that my subscription to Playboy is actually turning me onto small-breasted women...

Cibby's Why I Read Playboy post

Comment by Threethumbs

September 14th 2006 01:41

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its a classic case of if i dont have it i want it.
like everyone wants one of those new HD-flatscreen TV's but its not really going to change life that much if u had it.
If guys had breasts too then no one would care about them. but the fact is we dont...well apart from the odd few. as long as there is something there, guys are happy. i actually think really big cajungas are kinda sick...as in not cool.
-threethumbs

Comment by Bryn

September 14th 2006 03:06

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Any more than a handful's a waste.
Any less than a mouthful's a disappointment.

Comment by Ruth

September 14th 2006 03:19

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"Any more than a handful's a waste.
Any less than a mouthful's a disappointment."

Hey I like the sound of that. I suppose 3Thumbs said it best. We always want what we can't or don't have.

Comment by Trina

September 14th 2006 03:39

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Very interesting post, Ruth! Yay for small and perky, I like what Bryn said.

If only more females knew (most) guys (well, that I know) felt this way then there wouldn't be such a huge demand for breast implants.

Comment by fashionragtrade

September 14th 2006 10:28

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as a guy once said to me "more than a handfull, is wasted"...

Comment by Luke

September 14th 2006 11:44

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LOL @ 'stub'

Comment by Dean

September 14th 2006 14:05

A close friend of mine is obsessed with making her boobs grow. She eats as much chicken as possible, and she also takes the pill on the belief that it will increase the size.

Comment by fashionragtrade

September 14th 2006 14:07

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does eating lots of chicken make your boobs grow?

Comment by Threethumbs

September 14th 2006 14:09

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there is some truth in it i think.
iv heard somehting like that before.

Comment by Bert Maverick

September 14th 2006 17:10

That idea is a little misguided - it is based on the premise that chicken is full of hormones...in Australia, its not, so it wont work. She would have better luck just putting on a lot of weight.
Huge boobs are pointless, I dont want them so big I have to deal with them one at a time.
Im quite a fan of a nicely shaped a or b cup that sits well, looks good with or without a bra and fits right in the hand.
Say No To Fake Boobs.

Comment by theadora

September 14th 2006 17:43

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it's kind of scary to think how easily perception is changed/influenced...

Comment by Fingertip Titans Unite

September 14th 2006 20:00

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This is a great discussion, and one I've had with almost ALL my guy friends. I think we've come to the consensus that the Big-is-Better crew are visually stimulated, while the ones who are indifferent or prefer smaller ones are more sensually interested (how they feel, etc) These are the guys who don't want to feel rock hard implants, but enjoy looking at them.

I have coveted a nice sized rack myself for the "hourglass effect" and not so much the pleasure of touching them. great post

Comment by Social Commentator

September 14th 2006 23:01

I think that men in the short term want their women to have large ones, but in real life they place less emphasis on this, and more in settling down with someone who is more likely to stay in shape. Often women with large ones struggle to keep a trim figure, so in the real life long term practicality, it is better to have something to keep everyone entertained but not get annoying.

Comment by Bryn

September 15th 2006 00:45

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A: An over-shoulder-boulder-holder

Legendary filmmaker Russ Meyer, the Mogul of Mammaries (Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Vixen, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls) loved BIG tits. The bigger the better, as far as he was concerned. No other filmmaker has been so obsessed with women's breasts as ol' Russ. He would hunt high and low for women with an enormous bust for his sexploitation flicks, if you don't believe me, then hire one of his movies.

Not that I'm necessarily a Big Tit man, actually I'm more of a Derriere Man, but that's another post entirely.

The size of the breast IS important, whether it be small and pert, medium and shapely, or large and pear-shaped, but what about the size of the aureola, or even more important, the NIPPLE ...?!

Now there's something to get your teeth into!

Comment by Anonymous

September 15th 2006 04:20

Tons of guys like small breasts, way more than you would think.

Comment by ThomasM

September 15th 2006 18:25

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I find if funny that "stub" is mentioned as a "white Lie" yet then there's a long discussion following about small tits being somewhat preferred....Hello...size matters on all fronts. It's not relegated to a crotch or a chest. It's all encompassing...The more they flop and bounce the more I like em....

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Comment by Anonymous

October 12th 2006 00:40

It isn't the size of the breasts that make a woman It is the size of her heart. I personally like somewhere between small and medium, big enough to play with, but small enough there not too big.

Comment by TonyK

October 12th 2006 00:54

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Yea anything bigger than a d cup is just too bi and plain gross, Id say c cup would be the perfect size- but yeah your never with a girl in the long term for how big her breasts are- more important whats on the inside

Comment by KylieW

November 2nd 2006 05:32

October 26th 2007 05:29

i agree with Kylie...that those with bigger breasts shouldnt be overlooked...but disagree at the same time...with the fact of near all book containing big breasted women, it is then the small breasted girls that feel like they arnt adequate. altho i am not paying out either...every male should just appreciate the fact that a beautiful woman has decided to trust him enough to let him near her breasts. and all males should be very greatful for these magnificant ladies. big or small are great...its the implants i disagree strongly with.

Comment by Anonymous

November 17th 2007 21:13

i would like to say i prefer a nice firm b cup than anything else any bigger they just sag as you get older and dont look any good also any bigger a girl often looks out of balance

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