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Ladies, the search for Mr. Right is over

May 12th 2008 05:54


A guarantee you can't afford to miss:

"tall . dark and handsome

send me an email and ill reply with photos. will do anything to make u have multiple orgs.."

Multiple organisms? That's incredible!

Looking for an Asian goddess:


"I am looking for an asian goddess. if you attractive and slim and sexy asian girl who wants to have some fun...write back. You will not regret."

So enticing... if I were an attractive, slim and sexy asian girl, I would definitely drop the thousands of well-mannered guys that don't resort to posting lame ads on Gumtree and chase this little wiener-dog.

I enjoy Big Boobs

"I would like to have a casual relationship with an attractive woman. I am a 32 year old man. I am tall, have a muscular physique, sophisticated and enjoy epicurean pleasure. "

He paints himself pretty well, with the epicurean pleasure statement, but his title degrades him into the lowest tiers of sleazy desperados.

Wants girls from the UK:


"In the interests of full disclosure, while i was born and raised here in Australia, I am not from an "Anglo" Background"

Oh, really? What dark secrets are you hiding??

(But im not Indian, Pakistani or Asian)

Whew! That's what we're all worried about... ok, you can come into our exclusive club, now!
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Comment by Morgan Bell

May 12th 2008 07:31
all of those were very funny . . . i dont know what possesses some people . . . i wonder if they got any replies? haha

Comment by Cibbuano

May 13th 2008 01:40
Morgan, I'm going to post some fake ads and see if I get any replies. It's impossible, right?


Comment by Morgan Bell

May 13th 2008 03:33
haha i think for every idiot theres a desperate person waiting to love them . . . you might get more success than you bargained for!

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