Harry
CibbuanoLooking for a girl in Newtown
March 19th 2008 06:19
Girls living in Newtown, Sydney: here's the man of your dreams.
Perhaps you've been single for a while and you're looking for some company. Someone to snuggle up against, someone to hold. Somebody to love.
Maybe you're already in a relationship, but you've gotten tired. Looking for something different, something new. Somebody to love.
Look no further - there's a person (not sure if it's a girl or guy) looking for a woman in Newtown.
The title of the ad is called "Looking for A Very Curvy Sexy Newtown Babe". I like how he gets everything in there, curvy AND sexy. Not sure how he measures babe status - this can be a topic of conversation, perhaps, on your first date.
I assume they live in Newtown, too, and just don't want to have to walk very far to get to your place. That's great! They'll come over with flip flops and a box of wheat thins, and flop down on your couch, like they live there.
The ad itself is a tangerine explosion of sweetness and raw magnetism.
You can either call or email them, which is fantastic, because these days, it's nice to know that someone has both a phone and access to email. By calling you 'honey' right away, you know they're comfortable enough to get right down with the pet names. See, it's like you're their girlfriend already!
I'm a little confused about hearing from "you're (sic) delicious arse". If they mean flatulence, that could be a wary first step. If they mean ass-puppetry, you're solid.
Also, I'm touched by the 'you're/your' mistake. They're human, and so are you. There's nothing that can stand between you and the 'lurrve' that'll grow.
Call now. Why are you still reading this? They might already be out on a date with someone that isn't you.
Perhaps you've been single for a while and you're looking for some company. Someone to snuggle up against, someone to hold. Somebody to love.
Maybe you're already in a relationship, but you've gotten tired. Looking for something different, something new. Somebody to love.
Look no further - there's a person (not sure if it's a girl or guy) looking for a woman in Newtown.
The title of the ad is called "Looking for A Very Curvy Sexy Newtown Babe". I like how he gets everything in there, curvy AND sexy. Not sure how he measures babe status - this can be a topic of conversation, perhaps, on your first date.
I assume they live in Newtown, too, and just don't want to have to walk very far to get to your place. That's great! They'll come over with flip flops and a box of wheat thins, and flop down on your couch, like they live there.
The ad itself is a tangerine explosion of sweetness and raw magnetism.
"Give me a call / email honey
Would lurrve to hear from you're delicious arse
Got some things for you to hear & see x"
Would lurrve to hear from you're delicious arse
Got some things for you to hear & see x"
You can either call or email them, which is fantastic, because these days, it's nice to know that someone has both a phone and access to email. By calling you 'honey' right away, you know they're comfortable enough to get right down with the pet names. See, it's like you're their girlfriend already!
I'm a little confused about hearing from "you're (sic) delicious arse". If they mean flatulence, that could be a wary first step. If they mean ass-puppetry, you're solid.
Also, I'm touched by the 'you're/your' mistake. They're human, and so are you. There's nothing that can stand between you and the 'lurrve' that'll grow.
Call now. Why are you still reading this? They might already be out on a date with someone that isn't you.
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how very bizarre . . .
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i hope hes still available when i get there! haha