Harry
Tash Jayasinghe
CibbuanoMen are Better than Women
June 30th 2006 01:57
I’m sure that I can claim to have found the most entertaining site in the entirety of the worldwide web. Meet MenAreBetterThanWomen.com and its creator Dick Masterson. Dick would have to be one of the most twisted forms of the male species, I can only imagine that at some point in the past a woman must have really nailed his balls to the ball over something, because there is some serious gender hating going on. Of course as a callous cruel female, its my birth right to have a hearty laugh at this man’s misery and expense. Anyway, ignoring Dick’s declaration, “No women allowed…. Ladies as always, this site is totally off limits.” There will be not secret men’s business about this site. Its into the murky depths of a twisted males psyche and perculiar methods of rationalism.
The world according to Dick;
1) Women are killing mankind and there is historical evidence – “This is how the dark ages started. Women started getting educations and eventually weeded all the work ethic out of the entire fucking job force.”
2) Women hate sex – “Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it…This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.”
3) Women would vote for Hitler – “Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression.”
Man this guy is GOLD! I'm going to have to find some more Dickisms... stay tuned.
The world according to Dick;
1) Women are killing mankind and there is historical evidence – “This is how the dark ages started. Women started getting educations and eventually weeded all the work ethic out of the entire fucking job force.”
2) Women hate sex – “Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it…This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.”
3) Women would vote for Hitler – “Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression.”
Man this guy is GOLD! I'm going to have to find some more Dickisms... stay tuned.
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