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Neil Gaiman on How To Talk To Girls At Parties

January 21st 2008 09:14
Neil Gaiman alien girl in stasis
Neil Gaiman is the creator of the groundbreaking Sandman comic book series, as well as novelist of Stardust, which was made into a big budget feature film this year. He's a damn good writer - at least, he's very creative, living by the idea that adults should have fairy tales, too.


When you see an article called 'How To Talk To Girls At Parties', you'd expect it to be full of advice and half-serious witticisms that make you smile as you learn.

When Gaiman writes an article, though, you start off with a good introduction, and then it gets weird very quickly.

In all honesty, this isn't an advice column... it's a short story, written by Gaiman, which was nominated for the 2007 Hugo Award for Best Short Story.

"Vic pushed past me, into the room. He was holding a can of lager. "There's booze back in the kitchen," he told me. He wandered over to Stella and he began to talk to her. I couldn't hear what they were saying over the music, but I knew that there was no room for me in that conversation.

I didn't like beer, not back then. I went off to see if there was something I wanted to drink. On the kitchen table stood a large bottle of Coca- Cola, and I poured myself a plastic tumblerful, and I didn't dare say anything to the pair of girls who were talking in the underlit kitchen. They were animated and utterly lovely. Each of them had very black skin and glossy hair and movie star clothes, and their accents were foreign, and each of them was out of my league. "


It won't give you any insights into the female mind... however, if you've always struggle to talk to girls at parties, this story might give you an ideal fantasy world to believe in, as a reason NOT to talk to them...

Read the Story!



*this image is from Gaiman's website
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Comment by Pat

January 21st 2008 12:58
That was awesome (but I feel a bit suspect posting on the Personals web page, but it was worth it for that.)

Comment by Cibbuano

January 21st 2008 21:23
Sorry Pat, too late. Expect the ensuing avalanche of email, regular mail, voice messages and boxes of cut-up doll's heads - you're on Personals!

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