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CibbuanoNo matter how lonely you get, it's better than shacking up with these people
April 7th 2008 21:18
Overheard in Athens is a surprisingly hilarious website chronicling the overheard tidbits of comedy cold heard in Athens, Georgia.
The pure joy of the page is from the posts tagged under "Sorostitute", a portmanteau of 'sorority' and 'prostitute', indicating girls that are in college primarily to be in a sorority, meet guys and get drunk.
I don't remember college being like this at all, but I'm pretty happy that I never met any of the subhumans on this page.
Some gems:
'More smarter' is definitely wrong, but, to be honest, I've noticed that quite a few native English speakers make errors with adjectives. It's happened to me, as well, and I'll usually correct myself mid-sentence, proceeding to moan about my mistake.
So, that's not so bad. What about this:
These girls also seem to struggle with technology and, well, standard measurements...
It's an interesting read, though it'll make you cringe at the rampant underage drinking, the reckless sex, the insecurities, the selfishness and the overriding ignorance.
Read all you want!
The pure joy of the page is from the posts tagged under "Sorostitute", a portmanteau of 'sorority' and 'prostitute', indicating girls that are in college primarily to be in a sorority, meet guys and get drunk.
I don't remember college being like this at all, but I'm pretty happy that I never met any of the subhumans on this page.
Some gems:
"Blonde sorostitute: I am so tired of being discriminated against! I am more smarter than all of those redheads!"
'More smarter' is definitely wrong, but, to be honest, I've noticed that quite a few native English speakers make errors with adjectives. It's happened to me, as well, and I'll usually correct myself mid-sentence, proceeding to moan about my mistake.
So, that's not so bad. What about this:
"Fratty: You hooked up with so many guys your freshman year.
Sorostitute: Not as many as those skanks you hooked up with in high school.
Fratty: We hooked up in high school. "
Sorostitute: Not as many as those skanks you hooked up with in high school.
Fratty: We hooked up in high school. "
These girls also seem to struggle with technology and, well, standard measurements...
"(At the Kinko's Sony picture machine station)
Sorostitute 1: Oh my god, I didn't realize how like bigger the 8 x 10 is than the 5 x 7.
Sorostitute 2: Yeah, they should really like tell you how much like bigger it's going to be."
Sorostitute 1: Oh my god, I didn't realize how like bigger the 8 x 10 is than the 5 x 7.
Sorostitute 2: Yeah, they should really like tell you how much like bigger it's going to be."
It's an interesting read, though it'll make you cringe at the rampant underage drinking, the reckless sex, the insecurities, the selfishness and the overriding ignorance.
Read all you want!
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