Harry
CibbuanoPeeing With the Door Wide Open
July 13th 2006 00:26
Ok, I’m just going to take the opportunity to vent a rather odd experience. Its my blog, I figure I can get selfish with it occasionally and bitch about my self-centred events. Anyhow, I met this guy on Saturday night at a local dance club. We had a great time, there were no fireworks, but had a great time together on the D-floor and spent most of the night together chatting about random crap. We decided to remain in contact and low and behold the next day he called and was asking to hook up later that evening to catch a movie.
Cool, I agreed. It’s not like I had anything better to be doing on a Sunday afternoon. So he arranges to swing by my apartment to pick me up as I still don’t know how to navigate my way around the greater suburbs of my new home in America. Half an hour later we did the meet and great in the lobby and seconds later he had my hand and was dragging me to the lifts leading back up to my apartment.
I soon found out it wasn’t a rather forward method of seduction but rather a call of nature. Apparently he needed to pee and in small American towns, public toilets are fairly non-exsistant. Much to my horror I let him use my bathroom. I only say horror because my apartment looks like a boom has hit it and whilst Sunday is normally my laundry and tidying afternoon, that was put on hold for this date.
“This is my apartment, meet the finer points of my lingerie collection.”
He rushed to bathroom, unzipped and proceeded to relieve the swollen bladder. A feeling of relief like no other yet to my shock he didn’t bother closing the bathroom door or for that matter take a hiatus in the conversation he was having with me. He just chatted away as the floodgates open like nothing could be more normal. Now I live in a study apartment so turning a blind eye is pretty impossible as well.
So what is with guys who pee in front of people they hardly know? I found out he’s a nurse which might explain his lack of embarrassment with bodily functions but still, does anyone else find this kind of bizarre? I mean, it would be weird if a close friend or family member did it, let alone someone who I hardly know. Or is this totally normal behaviour and somehow I’ve been raised as a prude. It’s not like peeing is anything usually, it’s a daily activity for everyone. Could it be a special characteristic of those in the medical field. I’ve got a few cousins who are doctors and nurses and they’ll unashamedly bring up all sorts of exotic STD and medical mishap stories to the dinner table.
Cool, I agreed. It’s not like I had anything better to be doing on a Sunday afternoon. So he arranges to swing by my apartment to pick me up as I still don’t know how to navigate my way around the greater suburbs of my new home in America. Half an hour later we did the meet and great in the lobby and seconds later he had my hand and was dragging me to the lifts leading back up to my apartment.
I soon found out it wasn’t a rather forward method of seduction but rather a call of nature. Apparently he needed to pee and in small American towns, public toilets are fairly non-exsistant. Much to my horror I let him use my bathroom. I only say horror because my apartment looks like a boom has hit it and whilst Sunday is normally my laundry and tidying afternoon, that was put on hold for this date.
“This is my apartment, meet the finer points of my lingerie collection.”
He rushed to bathroom, unzipped and proceeded to relieve the swollen bladder. A feeling of relief like no other yet to my shock he didn’t bother closing the bathroom door or for that matter take a hiatus in the conversation he was having with me. He just chatted away as the floodgates open like nothing could be more normal. Now I live in a study apartment so turning a blind eye is pretty impossible as well.
So what is with guys who pee in front of people they hardly know? I found out he’s a nurse which might explain his lack of embarrassment with bodily functions but still, does anyone else find this kind of bizarre? I mean, it would be weird if a close friend or family member did it, let alone someone who I hardly know. Or is this totally normal behaviour and somehow I’ve been raised as a prude. It’s not like peeing is anything usually, it’s a daily activity for everyone. Could it be a special characteristic of those in the medical field. I’ve got a few cousins who are doctors and nurses and they’ll unashamedly bring up all sorts of exotic STD and medical mishap stories to the dinner table.
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