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CibbuanoPoorly Endowed Man looking for Casual Sex
October 1st 2008 10:47
There's always some words of comfort given to men with forgettable equipment. Things like: "it's the motion in the ocean, not the size of the boat", or "if you're good with your tongue".
That's little consolation for men blessed with a small penis. They can stretch it all they want, eat herbal pills, tie on weights, get surgery, but you're stuck.
Then, to have to sit there and fume while people tell you one thing, but then gawk and coo over men with the anatomy of a bull - well, it'd drive you to madness.
Not this dude - he's small and he wants to shake it all over your body.
No mention of oceans or tongues or talent. No talk of personality or looks. The only thing he mentions is that he has a small penis:
"hi ladies would you like to hang around with sexy looking guy but small dick.im looking for casual sex or once off.please sms 0432473063 or Email mailto:allan_x_5@hotmail.com"
Essentially, the only thing he can guarantee is that you won't be impressed with his size. You lucky lucky ladies!
SkyJohn has some advice for lovers with insubstantial equipment, though I don't know if this will really help soothe the constant torment and feelings of inadequecy.
I suppose the truth is that, ever since the dawn of recorded time, in every culture, the penis has been worshipped for its strength and virility. From Africa to Papua New Guinea, from China to Norway, the phallus has always been an important part of human evolution. Perhaps we're better off feeling inadequate?
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
If you join adult sex sites, you see women get themselves off on webcam with one finger, then go. I want a nine inch cock!
That would be like me having sex on cam with a peanut shell and saying I want a coconut to satisfy me.
Comment by Cibbuano
Hunt Famous
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Comment by Sara Dobson
My Turn
Sky John video is hilarious.
What you are forgetting LHM is those women on the adult sex sites are probably faking it. The other thing is they know what they are doing with one finger. If a guy doesn't know what he is doing with his tiny member there won't be much satisfaction.
Comment by RubySoho
Music Zone
Thought Zone
Nine inch cock= G spot/vaginal orgasm.
Sometimes we want a little tongue action. Sometime we just want to get fucked. Sorry gentlemen. Size does matter.
Comment by Always Eighteen
Always Eighteen
I love the guy's video!
You can pretty much see the phallus in everything in the world. Great post.
Comment by Raoul Duke
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Comment by Cheryl J
Rhythmatism
Zentertainment
Budget Centsability
Sara is right, it's all about him, what about adding in some kind of sweetener for the woman?! I'm sure there are many takers for this ad.
Actually I think it may be an old ex of mine...no wait that would say tiny...oooh ouch! My inner bitch just escaped.
Comment by Cibbuano
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
Ruby, is the G-spot orgasm necessarily the same as a vaginal orgasm?
AE, it's a popular video at the moment!
Raoul, I know what you're talking about... when you play sports, the guys with big packages always seem to take the longest in the shower, and the longest to get changed.
Cheryl, your inner bitch, eh? That's a good reason to break things off on a good note...
Comment by Glen Atwell
Computer Game
Cibby - Women have been chopping, changing and remaining undecided about their orgasms for 100 years!
How hard is it to know what is happening down there??
'Oh my god I'm having a G-Spot orgasm... NO WAIT... It's a clitoral orgasm... NO NO NO, hang on, it's a basic vaginal orgasm with a hint of G-Spot.... Keep going, that's it.... Oh wait, you've lost it, thanks for nothing asshole... Goodnight.