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CibbuanoQuotes from Cheaters
July 5th 2006 00:32
These are the top ten funniest and unbelievable quotes that people have reported their cheating partners have used as either an excuse for their cheating ways or used for flat out denial. Funny and disturbing all rolled into one. It's sad the someone can use some of these rather pathetic excuses to end a long term relationship with someone who probably loved them. Relationships can be heartbreaking. I feel sorry for anyone whose gone through a divorce as a result of a "bad haircut."
1. "With every one of them, I fantasized it was you"
2. "I don't wear my wedding ring because I am allergic"
3. "I wasn't sending the emails to her. I was sending them to her computer"
4. "Yes I have a girlfriend, but we don't have sex, I discuss with her the problems we are having in our marriage"
5. "Do you believe me or your own eyes?"
6. "Oh, she is just like a sister/brother to me, that's all"
7. "it's in our genetic make-up to be polygamous."
8. “He/She has an unhappy marriage, and I was filling an emotional void in his/her life.”
9. “You cut your hair.”
10. “I'm having a mid-life crisis.”
1. "With every one of them, I fantasized it was you"
2. "I don't wear my wedding ring because I am allergic"
3. "I wasn't sending the emails to her. I was sending them to her computer"
4. "Yes I have a girlfriend, but we don't have sex, I discuss with her the problems we are having in our marriage"
5. "Do you believe me or your own eyes?"
6. "Oh, she is just like a sister/brother to me, that's all"
7. "it's in our genetic make-up to be polygamous."
8. “He/She has an unhappy marriage, and I was filling an emotional void in his/her life.”
9. “You cut your hair.”
10. “I'm having a mid-life crisis.”
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