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CibbuanoTips to be Romantic
March 19th 2007 00:56
Some people think that romance is easy, that anybody can be romantic with very little work. This is not true. To be romantic there are a lot of things you must know about romance and a lot of situations you must prepare for. Why? Because romance is a nebulous thing with the curious property of being describable but not definable. We won't muck with your head and try to suggest there's an ultimate definitive definition out there.
Although romance may be difficult to definable, there are still some hard fast rules. Below, are a few of the atomic elements of romance.
Some things are inherently romantic, like hearts and flowers. I'll start the guide to romance with some of the easy steps to becoming the uber Don Juan.
1. Cute things are romantic
Teddy bears are romantic. Puppies are romantic. Cherubic baby archers are romantic. Taking advantage of the intrinsic romance in cute things obviously depends upon recognizing which things are cute. The rule is simple. Small things are cute. If you see a food product in a grocery store that comes in a smaller package than usual, get it, because there's a very good chance it's cute. The same goes for travel size shampoo, toothpaste, and so on.
2. Low, soft, mood lighting is romantic
Candles are romantic. Sunrises and sunsets are romantic. Any kind of low light, you see, is romantic, hence why dinner dates after dark are more romantic than lunch dates at noon. Combine low light sources, and it stands to reason that the air of romance will be so thick, your beloved will be blind to anything else but the radiance of her shimmering knight in armor. Open the curtains on a sunset and light some candles as the natural light transitions and fades away.
3. Red is romantic
Red is romantic because red is the color of love and passion. Consider roses. Red roses mean, "I love you." Yellow roses mean, "Let's just be friends," which is synonymous with, "You are irritating, and I hate you." You do not want to send out the wrong message so besure to get things in red. Red roses, red ribbons, red balloons, red boxer shorts, red teddy bears. Never forget the power of red.
4. Background music
For music to be romantic, it must be too soft to hear. Almost like a soft whisper in the ear. Just bearly streaming on the conscience. It's not supposed to be lively or funny or anything other than background music.
Come back tomorrow for more basics of boosting your romantic mastery.
Although romance may be difficult to definable, there are still some hard fast rules. Below, are a few of the atomic elements of romance.
Some things are inherently romantic, like hearts and flowers. I'll start the guide to romance with some of the easy steps to becoming the uber Don Juan.
1. Cute things are romantic
Teddy bears are romantic. Puppies are romantic. Cherubic baby archers are romantic. Taking advantage of the intrinsic romance in cute things obviously depends upon recognizing which things are cute. The rule is simple. Small things are cute. If you see a food product in a grocery store that comes in a smaller package than usual, get it, because there's a very good chance it's cute. The same goes for travel size shampoo, toothpaste, and so on.
2. Low, soft, mood lighting is romantic
Candles are romantic. Sunrises and sunsets are romantic. Any kind of low light, you see, is romantic, hence why dinner dates after dark are more romantic than lunch dates at noon. Combine low light sources, and it stands to reason that the air of romance will be so thick, your beloved will be blind to anything else but the radiance of her shimmering knight in armor. Open the curtains on a sunset and light some candles as the natural light transitions and fades away.
3. Red is romantic
Red is romantic because red is the color of love and passion. Consider roses. Red roses mean, "I love you." Yellow roses mean, "Let's just be friends," which is synonymous with, "You are irritating, and I hate you." You do not want to send out the wrong message so besure to get things in red. Red roses, red ribbons, red balloons, red boxer shorts, red teddy bears. Never forget the power of red.
4. Background music
For music to be romantic, it must be too soft to hear. Almost like a soft whisper in the ear. Just bearly streaming on the conscience. It's not supposed to be lively or funny or anything other than background music.
Come back tomorrow for more basics of boosting your romantic mastery.
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