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Getting married can make sex weird

September 17th 2008 02:32
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Men aren't easy to live with, but, nevertheless, women seem determined to live with us.

It's not always easy living with women, either. Details Magazine has an odd article on how masturbation is causing a rift between married couples.


It seems that some wives consider a solitary jerk to be tantamount to infidelity.

Well, I'm here to tell you that the idea is ridiculous. Men enjoy having a bit of private time to exorcise their inner fantasies, and it says nothing about our displeasure with our relationship. In fact, the stronger the relationship, the more we enjoy a little solitary tug.

After finding out that her husband was pleasuring himself at work:

""She was fuming mad," Colin says. "She couldn't handle me leaving her out—it made her feel insecure." Mia adds, "Just imagining him there in his office on his own, it seemed like the ultimate act of desperation, something you'd only do if you didn't have a partner.""

That's insane - Mia needs to get over herself and work at being more comfortable in her relationship. Perhaps she needs to discover her own imaginative fantasies.

"A 1994 study found that nearly 85 percent of men living with a sexual partner masturbate, compared with only 45 percent of women."

Women should definitely even the score by getting off by themselves... after all, there are more cases of married couples falling into sexual disrepair - because the man isn't as lusty, and the wife wants it more and more.


"Schwartz notes that it can be an off-putting experience for some men—conditioned for years to initiate sex—when their partners are suddenly making the first move. And the second. And the twelfth."

A tough life, indeed. Men, you've got to ease up with the insecurities, too. Let your woman pounce on your like a hungry tigress. Enjoy the lust, the passion and the off-the-rails sexuality.

"Now married for three years, Owen and Tina are approaching a different anniversary—one year of couples therapy. Let's just say that it isn't Tina's sex drive that needs the tune-up.

"He calls me a 17-year-old boy," she says with a sigh. "It's kind of like a sad joke."

Owen wasn't laughing the day the enormous cherry-red vibrator that Tina ordered arrived in the mail. "I showed it to him—'Look, honey!'—I was all excited," Tina says.

His reaction: "That's really aggressive." "

Owen, you need to chill out, bro. Just pretend it's a cherry-red fire engine, and you're the department chief. Go in and extinguish those flames!

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Comment by Sara Dobson

September 17th 2008 04:20
Interesting article cib on so many levels.
First - Girls know guys masterbate but in the office really? It makes me wonder really is that normal behaviour, Don't his co workers miss him?

I wonder if the problem is not so much that women see it as infidelity, but if a man prefers to masterbate than have sex with her then I think there is a problem. And I do know of one particular guy that did prefer masterbation over normal sex because it was easier. Well that was his excuse.
Good article



Comment by Cibbuano

September 17th 2008 04:24
Sara, funny comment. I think his officemates are happy to see him leave...

... I think most women are okay with the idea, but it's interesting that the reverse might not be true, as in the second article, where the wife bought a big vibrator and her husband was uncomfortable with it.

Comment by Lara M

September 18th 2008 12:26
How interesting...and funny! <chuckle>

"What's good for the goose is good for the gander"

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