Harry
CibbuanoSingle chick is bored, looking to fool around
June 23rd 2008 06:13
After all these postings of men looking for casual sex and writing poorly, we finally have an example of a woman looking for casual sex. Her ad writing skills are vastly superior to some of the trogoldytes that usual post on Gumtree, and she's bored enough to post an ad.
"Guys! I'm a single chicka in my mid twenties, short - 5ft, size 10-12, D Cup. Looking for a guy to spend some time with every second weekend or so"
Boys, that could be you. Certainly, you like girls in their mid-20s with a D-cup. It's all good, right? Right? And every second weekend still gives you every other weekend to go out with the boys and try to score.
Plus, she lives in the Blue Mountains, so that reduces the chance of seeing her when you're on the prowl. There's nothing worse that an awkward situation, is there? You don't need to be tied down, especially by a regular booty call. You're a man on the go, a player, a big daddy, a pimp.
Oh... sorry, then. It's not for you. You might be good-looking, but I don't think you know how to have a good time and make her laugh. Unless making her laugh involves involuntary cackling at your premature spurting.
Well, sounds perfect for someone else, then. She's not expecting much, and she sounds reasonably open-minded:
"Aussie & Wog guys only - no Asians or Indians."
Filthy dirty Indians. Nasty Asians. As someone of Indian descent myself, I'm glad she made this point. I wouldn't want to hook up with me myself. I disgust myself. I'm absolutely abhorrent. Whew, it's nice to see a girl with some standards.
"Guys! I'm a single chicka in my mid twenties, short - 5ft, size 10-12, D Cup. Looking for a guy to spend some time with every second weekend or so"
Boys, that could be you. Certainly, you like girls in their mid-20s with a D-cup. It's all good, right? Right? And every second weekend still gives you every other weekend to go out with the boys and try to score.
Plus, she lives in the Blue Mountains, so that reduces the chance of seeing her when you're on the prowl. There's nothing worse that an awkward situation, is there? You don't need to be tied down, especially by a regular booty call. You're a man on the go, a player, a big daddy, a pimp.
"Must be between 25 & 35, reasonably good looking, know how to have a good time and make me laugh. "
Oh... sorry, then. It's not for you. You might be good-looking, but I don't think you know how to have a good time and make her laugh. Unless making her laugh involves involuntary cackling at your premature spurting.
Well, sounds perfect for someone else, then. She's not expecting much, and she sounds reasonably open-minded:
"Aussie & Wog guys only - no Asians or Indians."
Filthy dirty Indians. Nasty Asians. As someone of Indian descent myself, I'm glad she made this point. I wouldn't want to hook up with me myself. I disgust myself. I'm absolutely abhorrent. Whew, it's nice to see a girl with some standards.
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