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Sneakily looking for dates

November 20th 2008 00:11
Gumtree is always a fascinating look at what people are getting down to in Sydney. It's also well know for its popular dating board, where people put up poorly written ads and pleas for casual sex.

Not many men are successful at finding a woman that'll have sex with them, then go away, which explains why the m4w ads grossly outnumber the m4w ads.

As a result, some men have resorted to sneaky ways to fish for potential dates, like posting in the sports partner page, or activities.

For example, Aussie lifeguard available to take you to the beach:


"Aussie lifeguard available to take you to the beach, make sure you don't drown and maybe teach you a little swimming, girls send your name and number"

Hey man, I'm interested in going to the beach. Will you take me? I'll wear the Borat-mankini?

Bikinis are important, apparently, to these guys, who seem very interested in finding people willing to come with them to places where skimpy clothing is required.

Like this dude, looking for girls to come sailing:


"Girls Are invited sailing on Sydney harbour, experience not necessary just enthusiasm, bring your bikini as we'll stop for swim at a harbour beach, to join the crewlist send your name and number "

Join the crewlist! Bring your bikini! It's just a matter of time before someone one-ups these ads and posts, looking for 'partners' to go to nude saunas, oil wrestling or join them at orgies.







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Comment by Aimzster

November 20th 2008 03:26
I don't know, Cibb, but they look legit to me. I wonder if I can manage to convince the sailing one to teach me how to swim properly at some beach on the way back. With my bikini, of course. You can't learn how to swim properly or sail in a one-piece, can you?

Comment by Cibbuano

November 20th 2008 04:02
Aimzster, I find it very difficult to sail without a bikini on... yes, you're right, these are genuine. What was I thinking!



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