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Teach this guy how to do it properly

June 17th 2008 00:23
Sexy teacher sitting on the desk
By 'do it', I don't mean having sex. No, this sneaky fella is looking for a woman to teach him to give oral sex properly, and he's reaching out to the lesbian community to do it.


He knows he's posting in the wrong arena, but he bull-headedly carries on:

"I guess if you are going to learn how to give oral then what better place than a girl seeking girl site. Bi/homo-sexual women must be the experts - surely!!!"

You and I both know that this guy is less interested in 'learning' how to please a woman and is more interested in finding a woman that will let him do it. Ah, the tricks of the sexually desperate man!

"I am a guy (shock horror) so if that freaks you out just do not reply. If you are willing to receive similar pleasure to any other woman (once mastered) and teach me along the way then respond (just take the plunge - or is that my job?)"

Notice how he wittily used a pun to insinuate that he's the one that should do the 'plunging'?

Are there any takers out there? Are there women that would seriously consider this? Or shall we relegate this transparent freak to the dungeons of the untouched, the undesired?


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Comment by Aimzster

June 17th 2008 02:32
Hahha..that is a crackup. I hope this personal ad was a joke and not a serious attempt to find a lesbian to teach the techniques of oral sex. What a loser!

Comment by Cibbuano

June 17th 2008 02:46
losers a plenty on the internet. The question is: are there more or fewer losers per capita here in Australia?


Comment by Damo

June 17th 2008 03:33
Was it signed Hannibal Lector?

Comment by Sara Dobson

June 17th 2008 03:48
Ha ha the lengths some guys will go to "get some"

Comment by Cibbuano

June 17th 2008 05:39
Damo, yes, with a bottle of Chianti.

Sara, you have no idea. It's like the male gender is a big company and we're all working on different solutions to get some guaranteed action. Those Pick-up artists have distilled chemistry to a near-science.


Comment by Anonymous

June 17th 2008 06:47
this website is pussies like ben

Comment by Anonymous

June 17th 2008 07:35
allow me the male perspective...
who better to know what women want in this area than women? but who to ask without sounding desperate? i know, ask lesbians because they wont feel like you're trying to pick anyone up. plus they probably know what to do better than a woman who is into men, right?
that would have been his thought process
that said i imagine he has no girlfriend or he'd just ask her!

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