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CibbuanoThe Calamity that is Warney
May 8th 2006 00:46
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"He made love the way I like a man to. He was a bit rough, he bit me a couple of times and was firm and manly."
With a glowing report card like that, I say Warney’s got every entitlement to those Playboy budgie smugglers. Why a sex addict such as Warne chooses to play cricket in tabloid central Britain is well beyond me. Either the peroxide has dimmed his wits or as a new born bachelor he’s got little reason to care. Who need trashy soap opera material when tabloid gold spews from our Shane. Just when news is getting drole, up springs Shane with scandal. What can I say, Warne is larger than life, a man with mojo of monumental proportions. But what is it with Warne? I’m perplexed by his pulling power. On one hand his on hair regeneration commercials (hardly a sexy by any woman’s standards) the next moment he’s engaged in ranchy phone sex. Does Warney have a problem? Perhaps, but he’s certainly not alone or the most weirdest of sex scandal celebrities.
In 1997, Eddie Murphy was caught by LA police with a transvestite prostitute in the passenger seat of his car. Apparently this was far from a one off case of mistake identity, suddenly a number of transsexuals and drag queens claimed carnal encounters with Murphy dating back to the early 1980s. Drag queen Karen Dior dished that he and Murphy had performed oral sex on each other in the backseat of the actor's limo. Another tranny called Tempest gave a deliciously detailed account of her alleged dalliance with Murphy, saying he was particularly fond of feet and derived audible pleasure from licking her toes. "He was grunting and groaning, enjoying himself," Tempest told an American tabloid.
How could we forget George Micheal’s string of lewd scandals including his arrest for lewd bathroom acts in a Beverly Hills city park. Or Kevin Costners recent exposure at the massage parlour. And atleast Warney’s not chasing 14 year old girls a la R Kelly.
My favourite sex scandal would have to be that involving US FOX anchorman Bill O'Reilly. Who would have thought such an innocent, decent looking middle aged man could be full of such smut. Need some saucy bedtime reading… I refer you to the transcripts provided by The Smoking Gun.
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