Harry
CibbuanoThe Hoff
September 1st 2006 00:09
Boys lock away your girlfriends and brace yourself for utter studliness. Watch and learn… it’s the HOFF in action.
Apparently he’s taken to pick chicks up off the street which a horrible arse rapping of Australia’s own Jump in my Car, by the Ted Mulry Gang. I’d suggest the only place he’ll be getting any success in Sydney is along William St, somewhere between the Ferrari and Masserati showrooms, after midnight. Or maybe round the corner at the Wall.
I just want to know, what possesses the Hoff to suddenly release some swoony past 70’s pop song? At what point did the publicists check “OK” to the boxes marked;
1) Cavorting with three chicks young enough to be daughters or potentially grand daughters.
2) Pelvis thrusting with that “I’m still in my prime” grin.
3) The “have a hot cup of Hoffee” frame… agh… I’m mentally scarred for life.
4) That seedy dance that old men in bars hoping to hit on chicks do. It’s a bizarre mix of the Twist (yes, recall the moves I once knew so well) and a mechanical boxing 1-2 slow-mo punch combo. The really talented (or drunk) ones will add a side sway – exhibiting all the dexterity of a 5 axis CNC milling machine.
Apparently he’s taken to pick chicks up off the street which a horrible arse rapping of Australia’s own Jump in my Car, by the Ted Mulry Gang. I’d suggest the only place he’ll be getting any success in Sydney is along William St, somewhere between the Ferrari and Masserati showrooms, after midnight. Or maybe round the corner at the Wall.
I just want to know, what possesses the Hoff to suddenly release some swoony past 70’s pop song? At what point did the publicists check “OK” to the boxes marked;
1) Cavorting with three chicks young enough to be daughters or potentially grand daughters.
2) Pelvis thrusting with that “I’m still in my prime” grin.
3) The “have a hot cup of Hoffee” frame… agh… I’m mentally scarred for life.
4) That seedy dance that old men in bars hoping to hit on chicks do. It’s a bizarre mix of the Twist (yes, recall the moves I once knew so well) and a mechanical boxing 1-2 slow-mo punch combo. The really talented (or drunk) ones will add a side sway – exhibiting all the dexterity of a 5 axis CNC milling machine.
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