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CibbuanoWhat Men Want
May 10th 2006 03:39
We know what men don’t want, (funny women) but what is it that they do want. I’ve tracked down a couple sources from weblogs and forums around the world.
Number one on the list seems to be “big titties/jugs/fun bags” or a variation of. Trying to find a reasonable answer to this fascination yielded some amusing and creative results. Once lad decided the shape of breasts reminded him of the shape of a bum, which of course induced thoughts of copulation. Hmmm, just don’t be dropping to soap with that fella around. Another answered, “We like them because they are there, and we don't have them. Not to say that we want to have breasts of our own, women. We just have this uncontrollable urge to fondle yours.” A more scientific approach was to reason that its something emanating from motherly care and breastfeeding. There’s something biologically comforting about bewbies.
As I am chesticularly challenged, the hunt for further male desires continues…
Next on the popularity sample was the smile. Pull off the right smile and it appears any man will be putty in your hands. However, there are a million smiles, I’ve dug a bit deeper to find out exactly what type of smile single girls need to perfect. Respondents ranged in preference from ravishing smiles to bright smiles. The smile is a toughie to nail down as it seems very dependent on the male. Some go for that girl next door wholesome charm, others prefer the sex kitchen smirk. Alas without one perfect smile defined, I suggest any budding bachelorette try the patented Duo Smile. Grab his attention, start with an overzealous Marsha Brady-esque grin. If he’s losing interest, snap to sex kitten saucy post haste. You’re bound to get some sort of reaction.
Great hair, skin and general appearance were also high on the list. Clearly a bit of pampering and grooming is going to up your date chances. If weekly hair and beauty appointments can be justified by trouncing opposition in the meat market circuit, I could see how remaining an eligible single could have its rewards. The possibility of regular spa visits to keep in top singles performance does sound striking.
Going beyond the aesthetics of it all, personality is high on the agenda. Despite my suspicions, it appears many man are not after a one dimensional Barbie Doll. I noticed that as the age of the male increased, things like emotional intelligence, creativity, sense of humour, emotion and self-esteem all crept into higher brackets on the desirables list. Could it be that there is far more to male companionship than boobies and grins?
The upshot is that there I’ve discovered a wide variety of males tastes, so no matter how bizarre your vocation or oddly set you teeth are, there’s bound to be a bloke out there for you. Some love girls with power tools, others hate girls in pink. Its impossible to pin point the alpha female. Be yourself, enjoy and you’ll be bound to meet someone who strikes your chord.
Bewbies to be shown at all times.
As I am chesticularly challenged, the hunt for further male desires continues…
Next on the popularity sample was the smile. Pull off the right smile and it appears any man will be putty in your hands. However, there are a million smiles, I’ve dug a bit deeper to find out exactly what type of smile single girls need to perfect. Respondents ranged in preference from ravishing smiles to bright smiles. The smile is a toughie to nail down as it seems very dependent on the male. Some go for that girl next door wholesome charm, others prefer the sex kitchen smirk. Alas without one perfect smile defined, I suggest any budding bachelorette try the patented Duo Smile. Grab his attention, start with an overzealous Marsha Brady-esque grin. If he’s losing interest, snap to sex kitten saucy post haste. You’re bound to get some sort of reaction.
Going beyond the aesthetics of it all, personality is high on the agenda. Despite my suspicions, it appears many man are not after a one dimensional Barbie Doll. I noticed that as the age of the male increased, things like emotional intelligence, creativity, sense of humour, emotion and self-esteem all crept into higher brackets on the desirables list. Could it be that there is far more to male companionship than boobies and grins?
The upshot is that there I’ve discovered a wide variety of males tastes, so no matter how bizarre your vocation or oddly set you teeth are, there’s bound to be a bloke out there for you. Some love girls with power tools, others hate girls in pink. Its impossible to pin point the alpha female. Be yourself, enjoy and you’ll be bound to meet someone who strikes your chord.
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Comment by Cibbuano
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what do men want in a girlfriend? That's a complex question, as complicated as asking women what they want in a boyfriend.
what do men want in a sexual encounter? That's much easier!
Comment by Stanley
As a male we can be dense, dumb and superficial. However, I think we can stamp that label on every being on this planet. Not only is the female form a thing to behold, but so is their intelligence and intricacies. The great joy in searching and finding a wonderful woman is not only of the sharing of a physical space together, but an emotional and intellectual connection that makes it seem that they are both inhabiting a higher sphere.
Yes, I do agree with your assertion that there are males out there who want a three-dimensional woman, but I don’t think its age specific, but rather it concerns a male who is comfortable in his masculinity to have a strong and brilliant woman by his side.