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CibbuanoWhen Oafs try to impress women
June 3rd 2008 06:09
Asylum has an interesting article on the clumsiest attempts of men to impress the women they desire, harvested from fascinating reader stories.
It's hard to believe, sometimes, what men think will attract them to women. For example, the first reader describes a terrible attempt at seduction when a mildewy-smelling dude whispered in her ear 'It's because my balls sometimes get stuck to the side of my leg' as an explanation to why his leg was shaking.
It goes hand-in-hand with another article: "10 Things You Should Never Say To A Black Woman", which are rules easily extended to any ethnic group.
To matter how well-informed we are, though, men are always going to manage to fill a situation with awkward tension, or creep a woman right out. It takes onerous trial-and-error for us to learn, supposedly, NOT to talk about sweaty balls.
It's hard to believe, sometimes, what men think will attract them to women. For example, the first reader describes a terrible attempt at seduction when a mildewy-smelling dude whispered in her ear 'It's because my balls sometimes get stuck to the side of my leg' as an explanation to why his leg was shaking.
"Lesson #1: Don't start talking about your balls too soon in the relationship. For the first month or so, just keep your balls entirely off the table as a topic of conversation. (Also keep your balls off the table in general.) Pretend you don't even have balls if it helps."
To matter how well-informed we are, though, men are always going to manage to fill a situation with awkward tension, or creep a woman right out. It takes onerous trial-and-error for us to learn, supposedly, NOT to talk about sweaty balls.
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