Harry
CibbuanoWhy Paris Is Not the Capital of Love
May 4th 2006 03:33
1) I hear there are a lot of French over there. Service is guaranteed to turn any date into a catastrophe particularly if you can speak a word of French.
2) Paris stinks. I’m not sure exactly what the cause of the smell is but it’s an atrocious mix of moldy cheese and smelly socks.
3) Some will flippantly write off the masses of garbage, cigarette butts and litter as “boho-chic.” I call it dirty. Its really a pity, the people are so stylist yet the streets are so trashy.
4) The weather is crappy. Winter is freezing. I challenge anyone to look sexy in multiple layers of coats, jackets, jumpers and thermals.
5) France’s divorce rate is growing. 43% of married couple in France end in divorce. For all their apparent French male sex appeal, 95% of divorce cases are sought by the female partner.
2) Paris stinks. I’m not sure exactly what the cause of the smell is but it’s an atrocious mix of moldy cheese and smelly socks.
3) Some will flippantly write off the masses of garbage, cigarette butts and litter as “boho-chic.” I call it dirty. Its really a pity, the people are so stylist yet the streets are so trashy.
4) The weather is crappy. Winter is freezing. I challenge anyone to look sexy in multiple layers of coats, jackets, jumpers and thermals.
5) France’s divorce rate is growing. 43% of married couple in France end in divorce. For all their apparent French male sex appeal, 95% of divorce cases are sought by the female partner.
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