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Why You Should Date a Computer Nerd

July 26th 2006 00:42
Time for the geeky boys to get a serve. This is their top ten reasons to date a computer nerd and go a long way to explaining why they're superior lovers….


1) They know how to maximize your hard drive.

2) They’ll know the in’s and out’s of your hardware, software, peripherals and know all the right buttons to push.

3) When you’re in the mood to get a bit wild, the computer nerd can always upload some megabytes.

4) Floppies are becoming increasingly rare.

5) A computer nerd will never run out of stamina, backing-up is a way of life. If they’re not turned on, you can bet they’re probably on stand-by.


6) Into exhibitionism??? So are computer nerds. They’ll unzip on a regular basis and many swear by Flash.

7) A computer nerd is always looking to improve performance.

8) When they want to be sweet, they’ll clean up your desktop and add some new wallpaper.

9) Computer nerd will always have a joystick in hand.

10) Computer nerd are all about plug and play.
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