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CibbuanoWinners Are Grinners Pick Up Lines
April 13th 2006 20:57
I've sifted the dating advice guides, weeded out the juicy x-rated liners (which believe me there are a lot) and have collected five 'sure fire, would you like cheese with that?' pick lines for the lonley guys and girls this Easter break. Feel free to add to the collection.
Top 5 pick up lines for girls to use;
1) I'm friendly and slow moving.
2) [Other] And your name is....? [You] My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can call me Laura.
3) Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
4) Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
5) Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Top 5 pick up lines for guys to use;
1) Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can get.
2) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
3) If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
4) Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
5) Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Top 5 pick up lines for girls to use;
1) I'm friendly and slow moving.
2) [Other] And your name is....? [You] My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can call me Laura.
3) Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
4) Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Top 5 pick up lines for guys to use;
1) Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can get.
2) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
3) If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
4) Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
5) Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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Comment by Dani
I have observed my friend try the following pick up line over and over:
Friend: Hi, you look familiar *rubs chin* do I know you from somewhere?
99.9% (.1% for a fluke!) of the time the girl will reply with 'no' and either with a dirty look or a laugh. If she laughs:
Friend: Well anyways, I am [name] your very [pretty, stunning, ...etc]
and the convo leads on. Surprisingly it works many times...*rolls eyes*