Harry
CibbuanoWould you mind rubbing my buttock?
September 7th 2006 00:42
I apologize in advance for using this post for my rather self indulgent question, however, I’m in somewhat of a pickle. Summer is just about over and with the fall weather well and truly starting I decided to turn over a proverbial new leaf and get back into running. With grand visions of entering the Boston Marathon I have somewhat overzealously run myself in to a pain in the arse. I came to the abrupt realization that I’m not as lithe nor as quick to recover as I once was. It seems that one week of running and I’ve sustained an ‘overuse’ injury. I’ve gotten one of those buttock/lower back/hip pains. A deep tissue radiating type throbbing that has me hobbling like a cripple.
I had a similar injury a few years ago and sought the expertise of a sports physio. Upon hopping up onto his table of pain he rolled me onto my side, yanked my ankle somewhere near my ear and proceeded to grind his elbow into my buttock. It was the most painful experience of my life. Torn hamstrings, broken bones, dislocations, believe me nothing is on par with the pain of an elbow digging into your buttock pressure point. Nevertheless, it was also a good sort of pain. I could feel the muscle tension disappearing the harder he dug. Half of me wanted to cry like a little baby. The other half wanted to yell, “harder, deeper!” which probably would have left the rest of the clinic feeling rather uncomfortable.
Anyway, it appears I’m due for another buttock pressure point session. There’s just a few slight hurdles. For one, I’m a little on the cash starved side so going to a professional is not an option. Plus, its really not all that technical. Anyone should be able to dig and elbow into my buttock. At worst they’ll have to poke around a bit until the hit the pressure point.
That said, having moved to a new country and not established the kind of tight bosom pals that you’d be comfortable with inviting to your rear regions again I find myself in a quandary. I tried a bit of self manipulation today, only to find that my co-workers were giving me quizzical stares when I’d plant my arse check firmly against the table corner, sigh and roll my eyes back. Not only did I raise a few eyebrows but I really need the services of a second party to push the pain barrier. I’m no good when it comes to testing my own pain threshold.
Now my only likely candidate for buttock pleasure happens to be a guy who I’ve just started dating. We’re still in that first couple of dates stage and I get the sneaking impression that he’s not all that experienced or confident around women. Would it be too bold as to ask this guy for a bit of butt play so early on in our relationship? Would it come across as some dirty, sleazy come-on? I must admit it does sound a bit like some sort of cheesy medical role play game. What would your impression be if a guy/girl asked you to grind their buttock on the first date?
I had a similar injury a few years ago and sought the expertise of a sports physio. Upon hopping up onto his table of pain he rolled me onto my side, yanked my ankle somewhere near my ear and proceeded to grind his elbow into my buttock. It was the most painful experience of my life. Torn hamstrings, broken bones, dislocations, believe me nothing is on par with the pain of an elbow digging into your buttock pressure point. Nevertheless, it was also a good sort of pain. I could feel the muscle tension disappearing the harder he dug. Half of me wanted to cry like a little baby. The other half wanted to yell, “harder, deeper!” which probably would have left the rest of the clinic feeling rather uncomfortable.
Anyway, it appears I’m due for another buttock pressure point session. There’s just a few slight hurdles. For one, I’m a little on the cash starved side so going to a professional is not an option. Plus, its really not all that technical. Anyone should be able to dig and elbow into my buttock. At worst they’ll have to poke around a bit until the hit the pressure point.
That said, having moved to a new country and not established the kind of tight bosom pals that you’d be comfortable with inviting to your rear regions again I find myself in a quandary. I tried a bit of self manipulation today, only to find that my co-workers were giving me quizzical stares when I’d plant my arse check firmly against the table corner, sigh and roll my eyes back. Not only did I raise a few eyebrows but I really need the services of a second party to push the pain barrier. I’m no good when it comes to testing my own pain threshold.
Now my only likely candidate for buttock pleasure happens to be a guy who I’ve just started dating. We’re still in that first couple of dates stage and I get the sneaking impression that he’s not all that experienced or confident around women. Would it be too bold as to ask this guy for a bit of butt play so early on in our relationship? Would it come across as some dirty, sleazy come-on? I must admit it does sound a bit like some sort of cheesy medical role play game. What would your impression be if a guy/girl asked you to grind their buttock on the first date?
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If you really cant get out of your pickle...there is always me ..lol. but you would have to come to australia or pay my ticket to you...eitherway its unlikely to happen...but its a possibility! lol
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