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CibbuanoYo Momma Jokes and Insults
July 14th 2006 00:40
Ok, so this is not technically speaking a personals post… but I figure I can go astray every once in awhile and following the recent flurry of media surrounding Zinedine Zidane’s reaction to an insult involving his momma, I’ve been introduced to a whole new category of jokes… “Yo Momma” jokes. I’ve heard a whole host of them, unfortunately the best are also the most politically incorrect so I’ll refrain from posting them. However, if you’re in the mood for some cranium induced chest injuries try these on the nearest Frenchman.
1. Yo Momma’s so dumb she tried to wake a sleeping bag.
2. Yo Momma’s so smelly a blind man walking by said “yo, how much for the shrimp platter?”
3. Yo Momma’s so nasty her poo is glad to escape.
4. Yo Momma’s so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
5. Yo Momma’s so stupid she once went on a seafood diet. Whenever she saw food she ate it.
6. Yo Mommas’ so fat small objects orbit her.
7. Yo Momma’s so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application.
8. Yo Momma’s got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts.
9. Yo Momma’s so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
10. Yo Momma’s so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
11. Yo Momma’s so stupid she got tangled in a cordless phone.
12. Yo Momma’s so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
13. Yo Momma’s so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
14. Yo Momma’s so fat you have to grease the door and put a doughnut on the other side to get her through.
15. Yo Momma’s so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Now be nice and don’t use these on yo momma!
1. Yo Momma’s so dumb she tried to wake a sleeping bag.
2. Yo Momma’s so smelly a blind man walking by said “yo, how much for the shrimp platter?”
3. Yo Momma’s so nasty her poo is glad to escape.
4. Yo Momma’s so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
5. Yo Momma’s so stupid she once went on a seafood diet. Whenever she saw food she ate it.
6. Yo Mommas’ so fat small objects orbit her.
7. Yo Momma’s so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application.
8. Yo Momma’s got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts.
9. Yo Momma’s so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
10. Yo Momma’s so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
11. Yo Momma’s so stupid she got tangled in a cordless phone.
12. Yo Momma’s so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
13. Yo Momma’s so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
14. Yo Momma’s so fat you have to grease the door and put a doughnut on the other side to get her through.
15. Yo Momma’s so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Now be nice and don’t use these on yo momma!
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